Volume 1, Chapter 25: The Six-Player Game (3)

Yu Yansui shook her head.

"Forget it, if you can't, that's fine too. Your voice is naturally soft anyway. I’ll just punish you by making you act coquettishly for your big brothers."

Why was it acting coquettishly again? Why did these streamers love to use that as a punishment? It was so strange.

"Can I change it to something else?"

"No, this one stays."

【(Admin) Wanfeng: (Lying flat) I’m ready, come on.】
【(Admin) Jiuli: I like this, I just love watching you act cute.】
【Sangyou: Damn, why does everyone love making the Princess act cute?】
【SoManyFish: Let me calculate how many times this has happened now?】
【Second time, I’m keeping track, including this one.】
【I’ve got my screen recorder ready again.】
【I’m ready.】

Yu Yansui puffed up her cheeks, her small face swelling like a bun. "Brother King, control them! They’re being too much!"

【(Admin) King: Do it once.】

Well, that was certainly a decisive command.

"Brother King, you’ve learned to be bad by following them."

The rhythm was completely set. Yu Yansui took a deep breath. It was fine; it was just acting cute, she could do it. It wasn't as if she hadn't done it before.

Yu Yansui played a track of "Fake" and caught the beat. "Brother Wanfeng, please~ pretty please~"

【(Admin) Wanfeng: Tell your brother what you want.】

Yu Yansui: [Emoji] ( [Emoji]^ [Emoji] ) [Emoji]

"Brother King, you’re the best~"

【(Admin) King: Little Sweetie is the best.】

Wasn't Brother Henian supposed to be a mature, man-of-few-words character? Why was he bullying her too?

"Brother Jiuli, can you please do it for me~"

【(Admin) Jiuli: Sure, how could I not?】

These people were quite excessive. When she wanted them to reply to messages before, they never spent money to open floating screens, forcing her to search forever just to find their comments, but now they were so eager to spend. They were all jerks!

Yu Yansui finished the punishment with a mournful expression and slumped over.

【Sangyou: Already recorded the screen.】
【SoManyFish: I recorded it too, I’ll post it in the fan group later.】
【Watching it on loop.】

"You guys are really blessed today." Xianyin couldn't stop laughing in the livestream room.

Xia Bufan: "As expected of the Electric Mother, she really has the talent. Listening to this is intoxicating!"

The group finished their punishments one by one and started the final round.

This last round was based on the sum of the votes from the top five and the number one contributor. This time, Yu Yansui’s top five spots were filled quickly.

The fifth spot was Sangyou, who had doubled his contribution, currently at 20,002 points—not particularly high, but not low either. Now it all depended on the number one contributor's votes.

Jiuli, King, and Wanfeng were continuously gifting votes, preparing to use the number one spot’s points to pull the top five’s score and fight for first place.

***

Ten minutes later, the final scores were out. Yu Yansui and Xianyin were tied for third with 26 points, Sanqi was first with 32, and Xia Bufan was second with 28. The fifth and sixth spots went to Lin Hang and Jiujiu with 12 and 10 points respectively.

This score was awkward. Sanqi, being in first place, suggested they just base the punishments on the final rankings, which left Xianyin, Lin Hang, and Jiujiu to be penalized.

Changye logged into his account and went to the top three's livestreams to gift three "Carnivals" as a ransom. Xianyin was exempted from the punishment, turning it back into a penalty for two people.

Yu Yansui: "Then I won't punish anyone, you guys do it."

Sanqi: "I'll punish Hangzi—post a video to help me drive traffic, and keep it up for a day."

Lin Hang: "Fine."

Xia Bufan: "Teacher Jiujiu, how about you sing a song in the voice chat room?"

"OK." Jiujiu sang a relatively upbeat pop song, and the punishment round came to an end.

The PK was officially over, so the group simply started chatting in the livestream room.

—

Y. Jiujiu: "It won't matter if I go AFK for a few minutes, right?"

Everyone waved, signaling him to go ahead, and continued their conversation.

However, Jiujiu’s avatar stood blankly in the livestream room for a few minutes before suddenly beginning to move.

The 3D character walked further and further away in the livestream, and after a while, seemed to reach its destination and stopped.

The five people in the livestream room were all stunned, falling silent as they watched to see what Jiujiu would do next.

Suddenly, the legs of Jiujiu’s avatar spread slightly, and his hand reached for his waistband. Looking closely, it appeared he was unzipping his pants.

Then came a "splashing" sound, and intermittent trickling could be heard throughout the livestream room.

The others quickly realized what was happening, and they all started laughing until they were gasping for air.

Jiujiu had gone to the bathroom but, in his carelessness, had forgotten to turn off the motion capture, broadcasting the entire process to his viewers.

Xianyin: "Holy crap! Hahaha, is there no one left in this world that he cares about?"

Lin Hang: "999, why shouldn't I say 'six'? After all, he’s already 'sixed' out of his mind."

Sanqi laughed incredibly loudly: "Damn, is this brother planning to quit after this livestream?"

Xia Bufan: "Does anyone have his contact info? Call him right now, hahahaha!!"

Yu Yansui’s mouth hung open in disbelief. Did this count as a broadcasting accident?

Sanqi: "I have it, I’m calling, hahahaha."

【This is too explosive.】
【This livestream room is getting more and more flavorful.】
【Big silly Chun!! What are you doing!!】
【Did the streamer make enough money today and decide to quit?】
【Look, the streamer doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.】
【That's so gross, screw it!】
【Hahahaha】
【Who understands my weird sense of humor?】

After finishing in the bathroom, Jiujiu seemed to be in a great mood. He hummed a little tune in front of the mirror, adjusted his hair, and was so immersed in his own world that he couldn't pull himself out, convinced he looked devastatingly handsome.

After fixing his hair, he finally turned on the faucet to rinse his hands, then stroked his hair again, clearly very satisfied with his hairstyle.

"Hahaha, Jiujiu, no, Brother Jiu, what are you doing?" Lin Hang laughed until he was rolling on the floor.

Xianyin: "Oh my god, Jiujiu, it's one thing not to wash your hands, but looking at yourself in the mirror afterward is just embarrassing! Gross! My little notes, don't learn from him!! Hahahaha."

【Today, over 200,000 people across six livestream rooms know about Teacher Jiujiu’s glorious deeds.】
【Is that how wild you voice chat streamers play?】
【Teacher Jiujiu, don't be so narcissistic.】
【Teacher, is there really nothing left in this world for you to cherish?】
【Dare to ask, what does Jiujiu's top supporter think about this?】
【Apply for a refund, sisters.】
【Staying up late really lets you see some unique things, huh.】

"Didn't you say you were going to call him? Why is Teacher Jiujiu still..." Yu Yansui whispered.

Sanqi covered his mouth, laughing, "Suisui, brother has already called several times, he isn't picking up at all!"

Xia Bufan: "Heaven wants to destroy him; get ready to go offline!! Hahahaha."

Xianyin: "Quick, quick, call again! Call him, Brother Three!"

Sanqi: "Still not getting through."

At this moment, Jiujiu finally finished his business and walked back to his desk with a swaggering, arrogant gait.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz—"

His phone wouldn't stop vibrating, showing multiple missed calls from Sanqi and his own operator.

He wasn't streaming, so why was his operator calling him? Jiujiu answered the call with suspicion.

"Are you trying to get fired?! What are you doing? You didn't even turn off the motion capture; it all went out on the livestream!"

Struck by lightning, Jiujiu collapsed on his knees in the livestream room, followed by a shrill, piercing shriek.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! That's it for today, I'm going offline, going offline!"

Jiujiu was so embarrassed he could have dug a three-bedroom apartment with his toes. He desperately tried to close the stream, but before he could, he was forcibly removed by the Qimao official team.

A large official notice appeared in the livestream room: "This streamer has been banned for vulgar content and seeking attention."

The connection between the remaining five was cut off by the officials.

Yu Yansui held her little cat in her arms, looking at the screen in disbelief. This was just too absurd!

"Since that's the case, I'm going offline too! It’s time, wave your paws."

【No way, Princess, you're going offline just like that?】
【Don't go, Yanyan, how can I live without you?】

Yu Yansui stood up, raised her hands above her head, and jumped to form a big heart. "Bye-bye, babies! Let all of today's happiness and unhappiness end here. Keep shining tomorrow, goodnight!"

【Jiuli gifted the streamer Wedding Carriage *5】 (48,888)
【King gifted the streamer Sunrise Together *10】 (7,266)
【Wanfeng gifted the streamer Moon Full of Stars *2】 (58,888)

Amidst the dazzling special effects, Yu Yansui closed her livestream.