Volume One, Chapter Three: Turning Off the Beauty Filter

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[Reckless Charge sent the streamer "Dragon-Seeking Scroll" *1] (30,000 Cat Coins)
[Xiang Yunduan sent the streamer "Carnival" *1] (30,000 Cat Coins)
[Wo Ni Die sent the streamer "Rose Offering" *1] (30,000 Cat Coins)
...
Score: 169,568 (Lin) : 73,206 (Sui)
Without a doubt, Lin Hang had won the victory.
There were still 10 seconds left, but Wan Feng didn’t place any more votes. The main reason was that he was with an international bank—recharging was complicated, and he had just used up all his Cat Coins.
This was supposed to be a sure win; he had the money and the capability to win, yet he lost because of a recharge issue. That was even more painful than losing due to lack of funds.
Frustrated, Wan Feng scratched his head behind the screen, his golden, slightly curly hair tousled messily.
Lin Hang had won the PK; at this moment, he was as proud as a lofty rooster, brimming with fighting spirit.
He proudly made a gesture to unmute the mic, but when Yu Yansui saw his one hand open and the other hand’s middle finger inserted between the fingers of the open hand while holding chips, she was baffled.
Seeing her confused expression, Wan Feng typed a reminder in the public chat.
[Wan Feng (Mod): He wants you to unmute, click the speaker icon at the top left.]
“Oh, oh, oh!”
Yu Yansui flustered and quickly turned on the microphone. Lin Hang put his legs up on the table, looking like a big shot.
“You look like a big rooster…” Yu Yansui blurted out without thinking.
[Wan Feng (Mod): Pfft! Hahaha.]
Today, Lin Hang’s shirt happened to have a rooster feather brooch pinned on it, fitting perfectly.
He suddenly grabbed a small hammer from somewhere and banged loudly on a metal bell, making a buzzing sound.
Yu Yansui was startled and covered her ears, blinking her eyes in surprise.
The chat in Lin Hang’s live room erupted into chaos.
[Ooh ooh ooh~ (side-eye smile)]
[Brother Rooster, long time no see, hahaha]
[I thought of “Brother Chicken,” wants a sports car~]
[LOL, Lin Dog just happens to wear a feather costume today]
[Xiang Yunduan (Mod): Brother Chicken]
[Wo Ni Die (Mod): Face is pretty red, roast chicken, cluck cluck cluck]
[Reckless Charge (Mod): Cluck cluck cluck, isn’t that a pigeon’s call?]
Lin Hang’s face flushed bright red like a rooster’s comb. Angry, he pointed the hammer at Yu Yansui, “Stop talking, turn off the beauty filter! Cut the nonsense, laugh again and I’ll smash you with this hammer!”
“Are you going to teach me how to adjust the beauty filter now?”

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The female streamer across showed no sign of panic; her tone even carried a hint of excitement, leaving Lin Hang and all the viewers baffled by her composure.
Could the streamer opposite be a fool?
Within seconds, the number of viewers in Yu Yansui’s livestream surged past a hundred.
Most were here just to watch the spectacle; a small part had been pushed in by the official stream.
A crowd of troublemakers egged on the fire in the comments, another group prepared witty remarks to mock Yu Yansui as soon as she turned off her beauty filter, while others were newcomers asking what was going on.
Yu Yansui leaned closer to the camera, gradually sliding all the beauty filter settings down to zero, turning off the flamboyant bright red lip effect. The camera revealed a delicate, beautiful doll-like face.
“Whoa!”
Lin Hang shouted upon seeing her face without the filter, and the chat exploded in response.
The “Black Cat Sheriff” avatar in the live room gradually normalized; the once distorted features became exquisite.
From a terrifying ghost ready to devour someone, she transformed into a pretty, youthful girl.
With the dark, inhuman beauty filter off, her skin was fair and tender, glowing with a healthy pink.
Her peach blossom eyes, brown mixed with blue, were full of affection, framed by long, dark lashes fluttering like a proud, haughty ragdoll cat.
Just a glance through the screen felt like a strike to the heart, tightening the chest abruptly.
Truly… breathtaking.
[Sensual Wildcat: Mommy! That’s mommy!]
[Wife, come closer so I can kiss you to death]
[Lin Dog may be inhuman but he sure can find beauties]
[Who understands? I just came in and got hit by a beauty bomb]
[Aw, such a cute girl]
[Looks so young, is the baby an adult yet?]
“I’m an adult. I’m going to college this September!”
“Kisses, only girls can call me wife!”
[Who understands? I just got hit by a beauty bomb]
[I’m the stinky guy who just criticized the streamer, I’m dead!]
[Sir, a noble cause (bows)]
[Hehe, little sister, come into big brother’s arms]
[The one upstairs is disgusting, yuck]
[Dream Guardian Wo Ni Die makes a dazzling entrance]
[Wo Ni Die: Such a cute little sister, missing the sun]
Announcement: Wo Ni Die has been kicked out of the live room by super moderator Wan Feng.

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Wo Ni Die had no choice but to slink back to Lin Hang’s live room.
[Wo Ni Die (Mod): The opposite mod is not human, I went to send medical fees and got kicked out.]
[Reckless Charge (Mod): You went to pay medical fees? :)]
[Xiang Yunduan (Mod): She really is a beauty in the making, I’m off now, heading to my new home.]
[Oh snap, Lin Dog, goodbye! (A kick right away)]
[Better leave now before you lose your spot.]
[Brothers, see you in debt.]
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The comment section was flooded with people calling her mommy and princess, making Yu Yansui’s little face blush like a fully cooked shrimp.
One must understand, whether daddy or mommy, it’s just a feeling.
When that feeling hits the peak of madness, it’s just an intoxicating internet compliment—no one truly treats them as parents.
The live room’s popularity kept rising, bustling with excitement; no one entered without praising Yu Yansui’s beauty.
Her eyes… were they mixed-race like his? She looked like a little princess, Wan Feng thought to himself.
His heart involuntarily pounded wildly; this hit his type perfectly—he was falling in love!
He turned off the hidden level and displayed all his honor titles.
He declared that from today, this was his home, and Yan Sui Sui was his beloved streamer!
Yu Yansui pinched her own cheek, looking over at the silent Lin Hang opposite, somewhat annoyed.
Wasn’t he supposed to help her adjust the beauty filter after she turned it off?
“Did you lie to me?”
“Huh?” Lin Hang blinked, coming back to himself, wondering what he had lied about.
“You said you’d help me with the beauty filter, why aren’t you saying anything?”
Seeing her pouting cheeks, he wanted to pinch them.
He was a good guy; he didn’t want to be seen as a liar.
Lin Hang coaxed, “Look, little sister, your live room’s popularity went up after you turned off the beauty filter, right? Isn’t that helping you with the beauty filter?”
“As live streamers, we want viewers. Your room’s popularity keeps rising—that means my method works. I’m not lying to you.”
Yu Yansui, charmed by his words, smiled shyly and stood up to bow, “Sorry, I misunderstood you. You really are a good person!”
Hearing “good person,” Lin Hang almost fell off his chair again. Damn it, the cursed good guy card—goddamn good guy!