Volume 1, Chapter 36: The Explosive Punishment Process

"Good son, why are you looking for your dad?"

Nan Sheng wore the expression of someone suffering from constipation; he knew it would end up like this.

Nan Sheng: "Good son, why are you looking for your dad?"

"Are you crazy? Why are you mimicking your dad?"

Nan Sheng: "Are you crazy? Why are you mimicking your dad?"

Nan Sheng's brother, realizing what was happening, tentatively tested the waters: "Chen Long is my dad."

Nan Sheng: "...Chen Long is my dad."

Chen Long: "Damn it, you really are doing a forfeit for losing a PK. You're finished!"

Nan Sheng: "Damn it, you really are doing a forfeit for losing a PK. You... are finished!"

"Just you wait. When I finish my broadcast and go back to the small apartment, see if I don't kill you."

Chen Long: "Come on, come on, Dad will teach you how to behave."

Nan Sheng: "Come on, come on, Dad will teach you how to behave."

Chen Long: "I, Ruan Sheng, am a sub, and Chen Long is my dad—my one and only biological dad!"

Nan Sheng gritted his teeth in anger, his face turning dark. "I, Ruan Sheng, am... a sub, and Chen Long is... my dad—my one, and only, biological, dad."

Suddenly, an incredibly catchy DJ track blared from the phone: "Nan Sheng, Nan Sheng, don't worry when it rains; others have umbrellas, you have a big head! There are thousands of handsome guys in the world, yet your blind eyes chose me, Nan Sheng! Nan Sheng, Nan Sheng, so trashy and flamboyant; rising in the streaming circle, getting carried away!"

Chen Long’s lyrics were remarkably rhythmic and perfectly timed, making the viewers in the chat clutch their stomachs in laughter.

Chen Long: "Hey, good son, remember to come back and wash my socks."

The call cut off exactly at the one-minute mark. Everyone in the livestream was laughing uncontrollably. Who said Sui Sui didn't know how to play? She clearly knew how to play all too well.

She was simply a genius little devil, with a heart as prickly as a durian.

[How am I sensing some gay vibes here?]
[Someone other than Lin Hang is about to get rich, huh.]
[Don't call me a fujoshi, I’m just shipping them for no reason.]
[Isn't this just bro-love?]
[Get out of here, you brainless fujoshi.]
[Honestly, being gay isn't gross; what's gross is those other people, if you know, you know.]

"Damn it, what the hell is this? This is my 'good brother'? Go die already! Argh!"

[Nan Sheng, is your brother considering coming to the stream to rap?]
[He's so full of life! Start a stream, brother Chen Long, I'll gift you!]
[The world is just full of talent.]
[For the sake of us sisters' happiness, I'm willing to marry brother Chen Long; the three of us living well together is better than anything.]
[You greedy little girl, taking everything for yourself.]

Yu Yansui laughed, "Haha, Teacher Nan Sheng, you guys are so funny."

Yi Fan was laughing so hard he was gasping for air, but didn't forget to tease Nan Sheng, "You pour your heart out to your brother, and he pours his heart out to you. That's really something."

Xian Yin: "Is it funny, Brother Fan? It's your turn."

Yi Fan: ...*terrified*

Xian Yin: "In that season of 'Boonie Bears: Summer Adventures,' didn't Briar do those squats? Your forfeit is an upgraded version. You have to squat in a horse stance, stick your butt way out, make peace signs with both hands, and count to ten while mimicking Briar's voice."

Yi Fan: "Don't I have any dignity?"

Xian Yin lifted a giant toy hammer and slammed it onto the table. He wasn't being a coward; he was just "following his heart."

Yi Fan stood up and watched the video of Briar doing squats that Xian Yin had put on. He began to imitate him, squatting like a giant green frog with his butt sticking way out and peace signs raised, jumping around on camera. The scene was incredibly comical, and the viewers in all four livestreams couldn't stop laughing, spamming "Hahaha" in the chat.

Yu Yansui was so delighted she kept clapping her hands, her little face flushed with laughter.

Alan, seeing his favorite streamer so happy, went to each of their three streams and sent five "Fireworks" gifts before returning to hers.

The three of them excitedly praised Alan for his generosity, showering him with compliments. This round of PK could be said to have filled everyone's pockets.

Xian Yin: "Alright, time to go home and dance an exotic dance for my little notes. See you later!"

Nan Sheng: "I'm also going back to show my sisters my eight-pack abs. Those who want to see, come over; I'm very generous."

Yi Fan: "Follow me if you want to hear crosstalk. It's free if you don't laugh."

This group were all internet veterans who knew exactly how to lure viewers away. As soon as they finished speaking, they disconnected, once again leaving Yu Yansui standing alone in the wind.

[They're all thousand-year-old foxes; we can't outplay them.]
[We're not going; we want to watch the Princess.]
[Nan Sheng's forfeit was truly vicious. How come I never realized the Princess was so vicious before?]
[Pah! Who are you calling vicious? This is clearly our Princess being witty, okay?]

"That baby is right, I am clearly a witty little genius, hmph~"

[I’m not buying a genius watch unless you’re the spokesperson.]
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"Alright, no more messing around. I need to celebrate for Brother Xiao Feng."

Just then, a middle-aged man with Western features knocked on the door of the studio. Yu Yansui stood up and ran over to open it.

The butler, Vito, walked in carrying a banner. Yu Yansui directed him, "Hang it right behind me. Make sure all the words can be seen clearly!"

"Is this position alright, Miss?"

Yu Yansui stepped back and made a square with her hands in front of her face. "Move it just a little bit more. That’s perfect!"

After hanging the banner, Vito bowed respectfully and left the room, closing the door quietly behind him.

Yu Yansui pulled up her streaming chair and sat back in front of the lens. The banner behind her read in large letters—"Congratulations to the best Brother Xiao Feng in the world for reaching max level; Brother Xiao Feng must always stay with Sui Sui"—followed by a Q-version drawing of Yan Huaifeng holding a Dunhuang lute.

From the moment she started streaming, Brother Xiao Feng had been the one to stay with her the longest. Although he sometimes threw tantrums, he was truly, truly good to her. His love for her was so intense that she didn't know how to respond.

Without realizing it, she had been with Brother Xiao Feng for almost a month. She hoped there would be many more months with him in the future.

Yu Yansui organized her thoughts and said to the stream, "Thank you all for always being with me. I never expected so many people to like me, especially Brother Xiao Feng. Brother Xiao Feng has been so good to Sui Sui, staying with me ever since I started broadcasting."

[(Mod) Wan Feng: Because you are worth me being good to you.]

Yu Yansui was touched by what Yan Huaifeng typed in the chat, her eyes turning red, looking as if she was about to shed some "little pearls."

[(Mod) Alan: I arrived too late and don't know you well enough, but I think you are worth it.]
[(Mod) Alan: Don't cry, a girl's tears are very precious.]

Caught off guard, Yu Yansui sniffled, "I'm not, there was just dust in my eyes when we were hanging the banner. Brother Alan, stop talking nonsense, Sui Sui isn't going to cry."

[(Mod) Alan: Little crybaby.]
[(Mod) Wan Feng: Sui Bao.]

"I don't care, my Brother Xiao Feng is the best in the whole world!"

[Dawn Eraser 'Jiu Li' makes a sparkling entrance.]
[(Mod) Jiu Li: Little Sweetheart, 'Little Dog' is the best in the world? What about me and your Brother King?]

Li Suzhi had just finished writing a new song and planned to watch Yu Yansui's stream for a while before going to record it tomorrow. He never expected that before even entering the stream, he would hear Yu Yansui say "Brother Xiao Feng is the best in the world," which made him feel quite sour.

Yu Yansui rested her chin on her hand, not feeling that she had said anything wrong at all. "Brother Xiao Feng is the best in the world. If nothing else, you can click on Brother Xiao Feng's homepage and see for yourselves."

The viewers in the chat clicked on Wan Feng's homepage after hearing Yu Yansui's words, all commenting that there was really no comparison—the "Prince Consort" was far too devoted.